Day 45 of Deidara, Freeman’s Year 609
Well, what an adventure. My first kill, dreamy. Very happy that whilst in a deep medatative state, a rapier was purchased, better for killing and raping. I am pleased Scratch had enough sense to convince us to abstain from condemning Gideous to a certain death, by my hands. I am saddened by my inability to distract barkeeps. The acid plan just may have worked, if I were better able to entertain the barkeep while Donaldinho slipped in the acid. Alas, I still capped that son of a bitch. And that is all I got.